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Mon, Jan. 12th, 2004, 08:11 am
sweenytod: (no subject)

My clothes are in a state of shock. trickenzie did a mini-rampage through the house yesteday tiding, rearranging and generally upsetting the delicate balance between leisure and clean. Bah Humbug I say.

But she also attacked my clothes and now they're sitting folded in the dresser. This is the second time they've been folded, ever. The poor things don't know what to do with themselves, lying there in neat flat piles.

IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!

Mon, Dec. 29th, 2003, 06:58 am
aussieteddie: Hi

Hi there, I have just stumbled across this community. Which isn't a bad thing cause it looks really cool so I joined.
I come from Adelaide and yep I sure am over 30.
Looking foward to meeting you all.

Wed, Dec. 10th, 2003, 12:12 pm
deathpixie: Written by a co-worker who saw Duran Duran at the Metro last night...

DURAN DURAN REVIEW 9.12.03Collapse )

Sat, Nov. 15th, 2003, 06:24 am
trickenzie: The FortySomething Friday Five...

1. How old are you?

2. Do you feel "Over The Hill"?

3. What's your greatest accomplishment till now?

4. What one thing do you want to do in the year 2004?

5. If you could go back in time, what age would you like to be?

Wed, Nov. 12th, 2003, 11:41 am
trickenzie: Power Lifting.

Not Work Safe or kid safe for that matter.

Funny though.


pinched from mattie

Tue, Nov. 11th, 2003, 12:27 pm
trickenzie: (no subject)

I'm passing this along to you as I consider you a valued person in my life.
This worked for me and I think it may work for you.
I have found InnerPeace.

Recently I read an article that stated: The best way to achieve inner peace is to Finish Things You Have Started.

So today I finished two large bags of potato chips, the last half of a banana cream pie, a nearly full bottle of Jose Cuervo, a small box of Godiva chocolates and I slapped the shit out of someone I have never liked. I feel better than I have felt for a long time.

Please pass this along to a friend who is in need of Inner Peace.


nicked from fortysomething

Mon, Nov. 10th, 2003, 12:10 pm
dewhitton: Australian Idol

Am I the only one who can't stand Australian Idle? I'll be glad when it's over and Television takes its place.

Charles has an interesting breakdown of who really wins this "competition."

Mon, Nov. 10th, 2003, 07:51 am
trickenzie: Oh yeah - these are cool.

High School Essay Analogies

1.Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently
compressed by a Thigh Master.

2.His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3.He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy
who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those
boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high
schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of
those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4.She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was
room-temperature Canadian beef.

5.She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just
before it throws up.

6.Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7.He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

8.The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of
his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly
surcharge-free ATM.

9.The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling
ball wouldn't.

10.McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled
with vegetable soup.

11.From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie,
surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy
comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12.Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13.The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry
them in hot grease.

14.Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the
grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left
Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19
p.m. at a speed of 35mph.

15.They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that
resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16.John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had
also never met.

17.He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East
River.

18.Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only
one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19.Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20.The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this
plan just might work.

21.The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating
for a while.

22."Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a college
freshman on $1-a-beer night.

23.He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a
real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or
something.

24.The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg
behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

25.It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with
power tools.

26.He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if
she were a garbage truck backing up.

27.She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword.

28.Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any
pH cleanser.

29.She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

30.It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it.


Some of these are just so funny. Stolen from an email group.

Sat, Nov. 8th, 2003, 08:17 am
trickenzie: Aw, I'm the only one who has done it...


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